people who needlessly start drama
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
you had me at “i’m a millionaire”
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
omg today during church my priest accidentally said “booty of Christ” instead of “body of Christ” and I have never laughed so hard
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.